"You are going to the land of S.M.S. If you want to upgrade, you have to go there!" said in a peremptory manner and nodded me to leave his office. So he did with everyone, why be an exception too? After the first six months of work, he would send you to a difficult mission.
It was the crash test. If succeeded, he would keep you, otherwise you were gone. With a lot of anxiety and curiosity for the new destination, I ran to fix my suitcase. In three hours, the plane for the land of S.M.S. would leave. The history of the country said that residents had undergone a massive shock after a big party of several decibels. Since then, they plunged into silence. Everything that made noise was exiled from the land of S.M.S. Αfter twelve hours flight, I landed in the area of Decibelia. It was located many kilometers away from the capital, Silenciana. I understood why. The residents shouldn't be disturbed from the aircraft noise. They didn't differ much from us in this.
Following the light signals, I arrived at the bus stop that goes to the capital. The conductor asked me for passport, I showed him and it was then that he beckoned to another man with a plate on his top writing "Auditor". He approached me and told me whispering "I am sorry, Sir. You are not allowed to enter. Tourists are required to make two-day seminars to get into the country. In two days you will learn basic principals in how to survive in our land, such as how to be quiet".
Is what you are telling me the only way?Not that I have no other choice? I must get myself directly to the city of Silenciana, I only have three days to make a story for the whole country. If I have to spend two days in seminars, I am screwed! "I understand but there's no other option. You are a danger for the residents" answered the auditor even more whispering. But I am absolutely harmless, I assure you! I passed all the checks at the airport. I hold no weapon. I am not a violent man. "Just now, you proved to be completely unprepared to enter the land of S.M.S. All this time, you have been shouting. Our people cannot be exposed to such noises.They suffer.Do you undestand now how important those two-day seminars are?"
So all this time that I speak to you, are you sufferring..?